pizza:

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

(via hellonips)

domainofchaos:

no-faces-face:

humancentipeed:

In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.

(via matchvee)

preteenager:

*smokes weed once* i want to get dreads

(via sexy-fail)